But anyway, the reason I'm talking about this is that my sweet little girl, has been probed by aliens. I have proof. Here it is.
Do you see the small cut on her neck there? (I know it's not a great picture, our camera is seriously taking a dump on us. We are so buying a new one before we go to London because who knows when we'll get to go there again!) It's about one inch long and perfectly horizontal. The exact place where Scully from The X-Files had her locator chip implanted from the aliens! Since we have no idea where this cut has come from, I have made the logical leap to alien abduction. So just be on the lookout everyone. Check every one's necks for the evidence. Doo doo doo doo doo doo (I'm singing The X-Files theme song there).